and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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