We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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