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Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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