Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
a search helicopter?!
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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