i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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