Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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