After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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