So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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