I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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