Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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