Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He eats ass but wonβt hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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