Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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