what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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