Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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