i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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