i barfeds in our rink
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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