He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
