More tranny stories later!
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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