we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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