as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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