What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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