Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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