last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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