i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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