did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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