I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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