Walk of Shame. In a state park.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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