But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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