and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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