I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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