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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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