I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Randomize
