ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Too much gin, very little bucket
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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