Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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