So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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