do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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