Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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