wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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