literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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