btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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