First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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