i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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