i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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