i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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