I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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