We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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