the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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