So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
In America we eat man semen.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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