i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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