I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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