fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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