You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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