Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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