How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
