dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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